{"product_id":"the-drunk-halfling-pre-order-aug-23rd","title":"The Drunk Halfling","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOf all the knights to grace the tiltyard with their presence, none cause quite so much a stir as “The Drunk Halfling”. Shrouded in mystery, their identity unknown to all, “The Drunk Halfling” appears unannounced (and most of the time uninvited). Their armour, aged and worn. Their lance, backwards. Their pony, … also usually tipsy. \u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYet despite their drunken state, the strange knight often finds his way to victory, their opponent simply too confused by the situation to form a cohesive strategy. Only then does the intoxicated knight disappear, wandering back out in search of more ale and another tiltyard to continue his drunken show.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor a true laugh, make sure to add The Drunken Halfling to your team of knights. While their initial statline is less than impressive, their true ability lies in dice manipulation, allowing you to change up to three of your or your opponent’s dice rolls each turn! Did your opponent roll a 6 on the Glory table? Great, now it’s a 1! And with plenty of Glory themself, they are easily able to make up for their low Jousting Skill. Both of you will simultaneously find yourselves confused and impressed by the Drunk Halfling’s performance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eContains 1 resin miniature with 1 MDF base, and 1 character card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eResin miniatures supplied unpainted and unassembled. This kit will require cleaning and assembly, and could need some small holes filled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Half Tilt","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52794429571364,"sku":"TTHTG-ACC-021","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7528\/3492\/files\/DrunkHalflingBackgrounded_57b53b6f-47ba-41ca-886b-dd11f154ac79.png?v=1775748659","url":"https:\/\/spire-games.com\/products\/the-drunk-halfling-pre-order-aug-23rd","provider":"Spire Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}